Emily 6 to Hannah 5: "Did you know Mom's and Dad's REAL name isn't Mom and Dad?! Dad's real name is Clint, and Mom's is Wendy! Isn't that weird?!!" Hannah's jaw dropped to the floor. Mom is my favorite name anyway!
I've taught Emily our names, where Clint works, phone numbers, etc. I guess she didn't believe me about the names since we are rarely called anything except Dad and Mom!
