Sunday, March 04, 2012

Do You Smell Burning Plastic?

Wendy: "Do you smell burning plastic?"
Clint (very aware he has seven active and curious children): "No, but I will go check it out!"
Wendy: "You really don't smell anything?"
Clint: "No." (He walks away quickly to make sure all is well.)
Wendy: "I don't either, but I wanted to ask."
Pause.
Clint : "What did you say?"
Wendy: "I don't either, but I wanted to ask if you did."
Clint : "You nut!"